wolfpupy _{jul 28, 2023}
  not a fan of this whole "keeping the
  wolf from the door" thing, how else
  am i going to get in. oh wait i just
  remembered the windows and chimney.

  wolfpupy _{jun 30, 2023}
  gemstone polishing is not a crime.

  wolfpupy _{aug 3, 2019}
  caving and spelunking are for
  people who are too lazy to dig
  their own caves.

  wolfpupy _{aug 2, 2019}
  none of you understand, i'm not
  stuck up here in this tree, this tree
  is stuck up here with me.

  wolfpupy _{jun 19, 2019}
  burying my treasures may have
  started off as an attempt to grow
  more treasures but now i just like
  having my stuff under ground.

  wolfpupy _{jun 18, 2019}
  the best part of going on a quest has
  got to be receiving Item in exchange
  for completing the quest. if i receive
  just one Item then it was all worth it.

  wolfpupy _{jun 16, 2019}
  look if i see a gemstone i am going to
  collect it, it's called being on a quest.

  wolfpupy _{jun 11, 2019}
  if anyone tries to stop me from going
  to the moon all i have to do is go up.
  i will just keep going all the way up and
  it is useless for anyone to do anything
  about it.

  wolfpupy _{jun 4, 2019}
  i am not going to claim to have all
  the answers, in fact i promise you that
  i will never have any answers.

  wolfpupy _{jun 3, 2019}
  all cookies will tell you your fortune
  if you just learn to listen.

  wolfpupy _{may 6, 2019}
  the ancient myths tell us of something,
  who knows what or why, i can't imagine
  it's worth looking into.

  wolfpupy _{apr 26, 2019}
  nobody ever learned anything from
  learning anything.

  wolfpupy _{apr 17, 2019}
  stomping was a lot more popular in the
  dinosaur times, today it causes to much
  trouble and drama.

  wolfpupy _{oct 19, 2018}
  i think i speak for all of us, just in general.

  wolfpupy _{sept 10, 2018}
  if you increase the number of candles you
  have you will increase the powerfulness of
  your magic, same goes for accidental fires.

  wolfpupy _{sept 9, 2018}
  don't know why candy always has to be in
  a shape of a bear or a bean or a race car
  or whatever. have some confidence candy,
  we love you for what you are, candy.

  wolfpupy _{may 17, 2018}
  when i look back on my life i wish i spent
  more time being given large quantities
  of money by people.

  wolfpupy _{may 8, 2018}
  all that glitter is gold? tell it to the Cash
  For Gold guy who got angry at me for
  dumping a big jar of glitter on the counter.

  wolfpupy _{may 7, 2018}
  one day i will get my revenge, or i won't,
  you never know with that sort of thing.

  wolfpupy _{jan 14, 2018}
  the last thing i expected after doing
  something dumb for no reason was for
  people to get mad at me.

  wolfpupy _{jan 11, 2018}
  wolves don't whistle, if we did it would
  sound beautiful not like some jackass with
  his hands in his mouth.

  wolfpupy _{jan 8, 2018}
  if i've learned anything from this it was
  only by mistake.

  wolfpupy _{oct 13, 2017}
  thinking about a bug's life, no not the
  movie i'm thinking about what life is like
  for a bug.

  wolfpupy _{sept 29, 2017}
  i may not know much of anything but if
  there's one thing i don't know it's everything.

  wolfpupy _{jul 27, 2017}
  some questions have no answers, or i just
  don't know the answers, at the end of the
  day it doesn't matter.

  wolfpupy _{jun 30, 2017}
  surprisingly, people seem to never announce
  "this is highway robbery!" during an actual
  highway robbery, i guess they are too busy
  handing me their valuables and being shot at.

  wolfpupy _{jun 18, 2017}
  life is full of mysteries, especially if
  you try not to learn anything.

  wolfpupy _{jun 17, 2017}
  "any thoughts?" not that i'm aware of.

  wolfpupy _{jun 3, 2017}
  windmills are one of our greatest allies
  against golden eagles, evil birds that prey
  on innocent baby wolfs.

  wolfpupy _{jun 2, 2017}
  why is it that every time i see an article about
  a lone wolf it turns out to be about some
  stupid guy with a gun instead? all i want
  is to read a story about one wolf, instead
  i get this crap no one would ever care about.

  wolfpupy _{may 28, 2017}
  in my defence at least 90% of the things
  i do are done on accident.

  wolfpupy _{apr 22, 2017}
  maybe if you had spent less time lifting
  weights and more time lifting curses you
  would have a failing curse and hex removal
  business like me.

  wolfpupy _{apr 16, 2017}
  "we both know.." don't act like you know
  what i know, only i know what i know and it's
  far less than i let on.

  wolfpupy _{apr 10, 2017}
  i will convert your leaf blower into a
  leaf leaver aloner with a few simple
  sledgehammer whacks.

  wolfpupy _{apr 9, 2017}
  "you don't have to be a part of my coven to
  be a witch, but it helps!" - bumper sticker
  i will be getting made once my coven
  finally gets off the ground.

  wolfpupy _{apr 1, 2017}
  lately i've been thinking more and more
  and that needs to stop.

  wolfpupy _{mar 29, 2017}
  the sun will come out tomorrow, so yeah
  the futures not looking great.

  wolfpupy _{mar 23, 2017}
  some things have to be seen to be believed,
  the good news? you can just not look at them.

  wolfpupy _{mar 21, 2017}
  "what do you want a medal?" yes that would
  be great, i'd like a gold one with an expensive
  jewel in the middle.

  wolfpupy _{mar 20, 2017}
  well that's my opinion on it, i will be
  not interested to hear what others think.

  wolfpupy _{mar 4, 2017}
  did i even listen to a word you said? well
  it's certainly too late for me to hear it now
  and frankly it doesn't matter, everything's
  been said before.

  wolfpupy _{oct 14, 2016}
  i have seen little to no evidence that proves my
  constant bumbling around is the cause of all
  the damage, i attribute this to my keen sense
  to close my eyes and not look at anything i
  don't want to see.

  wolfpupy _{oct 13, 2016}
  thought i could increase productivity by sitting
  in one place and using dual sticky hand toys to
  reach and move around objects in the room but
  i just broke a lot of things.

  wolfpupy _{oct 12, 2016}
  thinking of all the friends i could have made if
  a furby building class existed, instead the one
  i constructed out of metal and hair becomes
  more of an enemy every day.

  wolfpupy _{oct 9, 2016}
  horse can lead themself to water, i don't have
  to do it, i don't have to do anything. not my
  business. do i look like a horse water salesman
  to you? well shut up.

  wolfpupy _{sept 24, 2016}
  from what i understand, and i make sure to
  only understand the bare minimum amount,
  the problems i have caused are viewed to be
  my responsibility by others. this directly conflicts
  with my own beliefs.

  wolfpupy _{sept 21, 2016}
  the michael jordan's of the world would use their
  basketball skills to defeat aliens in a space jam
  situation, i on the other hand would simply shoot
  the aliens in the brain with a high powered rifle.

  wolfpupy _{sept 14, 2016}
  back in the jesus time when dinosaurs roamed
  the earth people had a little thing called respect,
  now days you try to drive your car on the wrong
  side of the street everyone honks at you.

  wolfpupy _{sept 10, 2016}
  i dont have to care about anything, not even
  problems or mistakes. and if you dont like it
  guess what? i dont have to care about that either

  wolfpupy _{sept 5, 2016}
  a skull found is a skull earned.

  wolfpupy _{sept 3, 2016}
  i like to think of myself. not think of myself 'as'
  something just think of myself in general.

  wolfpupy _{sept 2, 2016}
  the optimism of being bitten by 100 snakes:
  maybe one of them will have anti-venom in it.

  wolfpupy _{sept 1, 2016}
  before making a decision the first question you
  should ask yourself is why am i asking myself
  questions when the answers are already
  in my head, i learn nothing from this.

  wolfpupy _{aug 23, 2016}
  there was a time in video games when apes
  constantly escaped, now they keep the apes
  under lock and key

  wolfpupy _{aug 19, 2016}
  thinking about learning an ancient secret

  wolfpupy _{jul 27, 2016}
  awooooooo

  wolfpupy _{may 24, 2016}
  if being both an intelligence genius and an
  incredibly dumb idiot doesn't make me 'complex'
  well then honestly i dont care

  wolfpupy _{may 4, 2016}
  thinking about a powerful magic gemstone

  wolfpupy _{apr 30, 2016}
  to my enemies, sorry i can't hear your written
  words over the sound of me not reading them.

  wolfpupy _{mar 21, 2016}
  awoooooo

  wolfpupy _{mar 18, 2016}
  i dont want to throw anyone under the bus but
  when push comes to shove maybe i am really good
  at throwing people under buses. who knows whats
  underneath buses anyway, maybe treasure.

  wolfpupy _{mar 15, 2016}
  im 5 weeks old and i dont have to care about
  anything

  wolfpupy _{mar 12, 2016}
  wolves have an acute sense which means we can
  sense when an outfit is cute

  wolfpupy _{mar 2, 2016}
  the more candles you have the more spiritual you
  are as a person

  wolfpupy _{feb 19, 2016}
  in an emergency survival situation it's important to
  have at least one fully energy charged gemstone

  wolfpupy _{feb 10, 2016}
  daylight savings is dumb as hell, who looks directly
  at the sun and says i want more of this for later,
  nobody does it

  wolfpupy _{feb 8, 2016}
  its times like these that are these times going on now

  wolfpupy _{feb 7, 2016}
  fans of the moon should check out the night sky

  wolfpupy _{feb 6, 2016}
  awoooo