wolfpupy may 17, 2018
when i look back on my life i wish i spent
more time being given large quantities
of money by people.
wolfpupy may 8, 2018
all that glitter is gold? tell it to the Cash
For Gold guy who got angry at me for
dumping a big jar of glitter on the counter.
wolfpupy may 7, 2018
one day i will get my revenge, or i won't,
you never know with that sort of thing.
wolfpupy jan 14, 2018
the last thing i expected after doing
something dumb for no reason was for
people to get mad at me.
wolfpupy jan 11, 2018
wolves don't whistle, if we did it would
sound beautiful not like some jackass with
his hands in his mouth.
wolfpupy jan 8, 2018
if i've learned anything from this it was
only by mistake.
wolfpupy oct 13, 2017
thinking about a bug's life, no not the
movie i'm thinking about what life is like
for a bug.
wolfpupy sept 29, 2017
i may not know much of anything but if
there's one thing i don't know it's everything.
wolfpupy jul 27, 2017
some questions have no answers, or i just
don't know the answers, at the end of the
day it doesn't matter.
wolfpupy jun 30, 2017
surprisingly, people seem to never announce
"this is highway robbery!" during an actual
highway robbery, i guess they are too busy
handing me their valuables and being shot at.
wolfpupy jun 18, 2017
life is full of mysteries, especially if
you try not to learn anything.
wolfpupy jun 17, 2017
"any thoughts?" not that i'm aware of.
wolfpupy jun 3, 2017
windmills are one of our greatest allies
against golden eagles, evil birds that prey
on innocent baby wolfs.
wolfpupy jun 2, 2017
why is it that every time i see an article about
a lone wolf it turns out to be about some
stupid guy with a gun instead? all i want
is to read a story about one wolf, instead
i get this crap no one would ever care about.
wolfpupy may 28, 2017
in my defence at least 90% of the things
i do are done on accident.
wolfpupy apr 22, 2017
maybe if you had spent less time lifting
weights and more time lifting curses you
would have a failing curse and hex removal
business like me.
wolfpupy apr 16, 2017
"we both know.." don't act like you know
what i know, only i know what i know and it's
far less than i let on.
wolfpupy apr 10, 2017
i will convert your leaf blower into a
leaf leaver aloner with a few simple
wolfpupy apr 9, 2017
"you don't have to be a part of my coven to
be a witch, but it helps!" - bumper sticker
i will be getting made once my coven
finally gets off the ground.
wolfpupy apr 1, 2017
lately i've been thinking more and more
and that needs to stop.
wolfpupy mar 29, 2017
the sun will come out tomorrow, so yeah
the futures not looking great.
wolfpupy mar 23, 2017
some things have to be seen to be believed,
the good news? you can just not look at them.
wolfpupy mar 21, 2017
"what do you want a medal?" yes that would
be great, i'd like a gold one with an expensive
jewel in the middle.
wolfpupy mar 20, 2017
well that's my opinion on it, i will be
not interested to hear what others think.
wolfpupy mar 4, 2017
did i even listen to a word you said? well
it's certainly too late for me to hear it now
and frankly it doesn't matter, everything's
been said before.
wolfpupy oct 16, 2016
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wolfpupy oct 14, 2016
i have seen little to no evidence that proves my
constant bumbling around is the cause of all
the damage, i attribute this to my keen sense
to close my eyes and not look at anything i
don't want to see.
wolfpupy oct 13, 2016
thought i could increase productivity by sitting
in one place and using dual sticky hand toys to
reach and move around objects in the room but
i just broke a lot of things.
wolfpupy oct 12, 2016
thinking of all the friends i could have made if
a furby building class existed, instead the one
i constructed out of metal and hair becomes
more of an enemy every day.
wolfpupy oct 9, 2016
horse can lead themself to water, i don't have
to do it, i don't have to do anything. not my
business. do i look like a horse water salesman
to you? well shut up.
wolfpupy sept 24, 2016
from what i understand, and i make sure to
only understand the bare minimum amount,
the problems i have caused are viewed to be
my responsibility by others. this directly conflicts
with my own beliefs.
wolfpupy sept 21, 2016
the michael jordan's of the world would use their
basketball skills to defeat aliens in a space jam
situation, i on the other hand would simply shoot
the aliens in the brain with a high powered rifle.
wolfpupy sept 14, 2016
back in the jesus time when dinosaurs roamed
the earth people had a little thing called respect,
now days you try to drive your car on the wrong
side of the street everyone honks at you.
wolfpupy sept 10, 2016
i dont have to care about anything, not even
problems or mistakes. and if you dont like it
guess what? i dont have to care about that either
wolfpupy sept 5, 2016
a skull found is a skull earned.
wolfpupy sept 3, 2016
i like to think of myself. not think of myself 'as'
something just think of myself in general.
wolfpupy sept 2, 2016
the optimism of being bitten by 100 snakes:
maybe one of them will have anti-venom in it.
wolfpupy sept 1, 2016
before making a decision the first question you
should ask yourself is why am i asking myself
questions when the answers are already
in my head, i learn nothing from this.
wolfpupy aug 23, 2016
there was a time in video games when apes
constantly escaped, now they keep the apes
under lock and key
wolfpupy aug 19, 2016
thinking about learning an ancient secret
wolfpupy jul 27, 2016
wolfpupy may 24, 2016
if being both an intelligence genius and an
incredibly dumb idiot doesn't make me 'complex'
well then honestly i dont care
wolfpupy may 4, 2016
thinking about a powerful magic gemstone
wolfpupy apr 30, 2016
to my enemies, sorry i can't hear your written
words over the sound of me not reading them.
wolfpupy mar 21, 2016
wolfpupy mar 18, 2016
i dont want to throw anyone under the bus but
when push comes to shove maybe i am really good
at throwing people under buses. who knows whats
underneath buses anyway, maybe treasure.
wolfpupy mar 15, 2016
im 5 weeks old and i dont have to care about
wolfpupy mar 12, 2016
wolves have an acute sense which means we can
sense when an outfit is cute
wolfpupy mar 2, 2016
the more candles you have the more spiritual you
are as a person
wolfpupy feb 19, 2016
in an emergency survival situation it's important to
have at least one fully energy charged gemstone
wolfpupy feb 10, 2016
daylight savings is dumb as hell, who looks directly
at the sun and says i want more of this for later,
nobody does it
wolfpupy feb 8, 2016
its times like these that are these times going on now
wolfpupy feb 7, 2016
fans of the moon should check out the night sky
wolfpupy feb 6, 2016
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